When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse.
for 17,000 dollars, you could buy 486 dildos shaped like Barack Obama
THAT’S what i call a stimulus paclage
wuts the joke here?
Sylveon evolves with love, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.
The joke is heartbreak.
this is the best thing. ever.
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
my new favorite color
i’m in love.
make all my clothes outta this shit, pronto
SON I NEED THIS IN MY WARDROBE
So when we gonna incorporate this shit into regular clothes, homie?
Science is fucking amazing.
If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried